Catitudes

The Confucius of the cat world offers ten "cat-titudes" on the philosophy of life:

Life is hard, then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
Find your place in the sun -- especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
Make your mark on the world, or at least spray in each corner.
When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
Always give generously -- a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."