THE CREATION:

In the beginning there was the computer.
And God said "Let there be light!"
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God.
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Omniscient.
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Omnipotent.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
"Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light."
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
Create firmament.
Done.
Run firmament.
And God divided the waters.
And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
"Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear."
Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
Create dry_land.
Done.
Run firmament.
And God divided the water from the land.
And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
"Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night."
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Create sun_moon_stars.
Done.
Run sun_moon_stars.
And God divided the day from night.
And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
Create fish.
Done.
Create fowl.
Done.
Run fish, fowl.
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind.
And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
Create cattle.
Done.
Create creepy_things.
Done.
Now let us make humanity in our image.
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Create human.
Done.
Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Too many command operands. Try again
Run multiplication.
Execution terminated. 6 errors.
Insert breath.
Done.
Run multiplication.
Execution terminated. 5 errors.
Move human to Garden of Eden.
File Garden of Eden does not exist.
Create Garden.edn
Done.
Move human to Garden.edn
Done.
Run multiplication.
Execution terminated. 4 errors.
Divide human into woman and man.
Done.
Run multiplication.
Execution terminated. 3 errors.
Insert woman into man.
Illegal parameters. Try again.
Insert man into woman.
Done.
Run multiplication.
Execution terminated. 2 errors.
Create desire.
Done.
Run multiplication.
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
Create freewill.
Done.
Run freewill.
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
Undo desire.
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
Destroy freewill.
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
Help.
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
Create tree_of_knowledge.
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
Create good, evil.
Done.
Activate evil.
And God saw he had created shame.
Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.
Scan Garden.edn for man, woman.
Search failed.
Delete shame.
Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
Destroy freewill.
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
Stop.
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
Break. Break. Break.
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
Create new world .
You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.
Destroy earth.
Destroy earth: Please confirm.
Destroy earth confirmed.
COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.