Jesus' Ethnicity

Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until the age of 33
3. He thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was God

Three Proofs that Jesus was Mexican:

1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

Three Proofs that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everybody "Brother" or "Sister"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

Three Proofs that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades

Three Proofs that Jesus was Californian:

1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He invented a new religion

(and now the MOST Compelling EVIDENCE:)

Three Proofs that Jesus was a Woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.