Jesus' Ethnicity

Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
  1. He went into his father's business
  2. He lived at home until the age of 33
  3. He thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was God
Three Proofs that Jesus was Mexican:
  1. His first name was Jesus
  2. He was bilingual
  3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
Three Proofs that Jesus was Black:
  1. He called everybody "Brother" or "Sister"
  2. He liked Gospel
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial
Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish:
  1. He never got married
  2. He was always telling stories
  3. He loved green pastures
Three Proofs that Jesus was Italian:
  1. He talked with his hands
  2. He had wine with every meal
  3. He worked in the building trades
Three Proofs that Jesus was Californian:
  1. He never cut his hair
  2. He walked around barefoot
  3. He invented a new religion

(and now the MOST Compelling EVIDENCE:)

Three Proofs that Jesus was a Woman:
  1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food
  2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.