Matthew 25:31-46
(paraphrased)

I was hungry
and you formed a humanities club and discussed my hunger

I was imprisoned
and you crept off quietly to your chapel and prayed for my release

I was naked
and in your mind you debated the morality of my appearance

I was sick
and you knelt and thanked God for your health

I was homeless
and you preached to me the spiritual shelter of the love of God

I was lonely
and you left me alone to pray for me

You seem so close to God;
but I am still very hungry,
and lonely,
and cold.