GRAB YOUR PURPLE HAT!!

A woman looks in the mirror:

• Age 3 - Looks at herself and sees a Queen!
• Age 8 - Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty?Cheerleader
• Age 14- Looks at herself and if she is PMS'ing sees Fat/Pimples/Ugly Mom-I-can't-go-to-school-looking-like-this!"
• Age 20 - Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/tall, Too straight/curly," but decides she's going anyway.
• Age 30 - Looks at herself and sees " too fat/thin, too short/tall, too straight/curly," but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going anyway.
• Age 40 - Looks at herself and sees " too fat/thin, too short/tall, too straight/curly," but says, "at least, I'm clean" and goes anyway.
• Age 50 - Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes wherever she wants to go.
• Age 60 - Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
• Age 70 - Looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.
• Age 80 - Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world.

MORAL: grab that purple hat a little earlier!